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Food And Sex

Turtle — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:14:05 +0000

Adventure seeking humans may mingle their culinary delights with their carnal pleasure despite what the Bible says about fornication. Imagine if the Word placed all of the sinning attached to sex to food. Things would certainly get interesting and quite hilarious. Here’s more with Food And Sex.

The 5 Best Backhanded Compliments

Turtle — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:05:04 +0000

Any woman who has heard “Wow! You look great for having kids” knows the sting of a “supposed” compliment all too well. As do the older folks who look “Young,” the chubby chick who’s personality just “Shines,” and the dork who is “Soooo smart.” Here’s more with The 5 Best Backhanded Compliments.

20 Of The Funniest TV Screenshots Of All Time

Turtle — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:28:45 +0000

Watching television is a hilarious yet often mindless past time. People do some crazy things on camera. And, thanks to the technogods, people capture these funny things and put them on the Internet. Here’s 20 Of The Funniest TV Screenshots Of All Time.

C.K. Louis Gives The Only Life Advice You’ll Ever Need During A Trip To The Optometrist

Turtle — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:35:39 +0000

Comedian C.K. Louis is one extraordinary gentleman. He’s not only responsible for making the whole world laugh, but his simple wisdom shines through everywhere, including a trip to the eye doctor. Here’s absolute proof of the funnyman’s stellar awesomeness with C.K. Louis Gives The Only Life Advice You’ll Ever Need During A Trip To The Optometrist.

The Secrets Of A Long Marriage

Turtle — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:36:39 +0000

It seems that marriages that last are slowly becoming something of the past. Many people just don’t have what it takes to make it work…though there are a rare few marriages which survive. Here’s a funny take on precisely how to make it to that 50th Wedding Anniversary with: The Secrets Of A Long Marriage.

Offensive Bumper Magnets To Ruin Someone’s Day

Turtle — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:50:42 +0000

Road rage and parking spot fever abound when idiot drivers are around. If you’re just fed up with your roommate, boss, ex, or somebody who just makes you bat shit crazy, the easiest way to get sweet revenge is to even the score with a carefully selected and strategically placed bumper sticker or magnet. Here are the funniest and most Offensive Bumper Magnets To Ruin Someone’s Day (15 Pics).

Love (Venn Diagram)

Turtle — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:42:37 +0000

Love. The stuff that people seek endlessly and usually never find. Or the stuff that people fall into and never get out of. Or the stuff that makes you feel like a dog chasing a car. Whatever your take on that big old mystery of strong emotions, affection, compassion, kindness and attachment, the folks at Cracked have a great chart about that mystical feeling or cynical illusion (just in time for Valentine’s Day.) Here’s Love (Venn Diagram).

18 Utterly Stupid Beauty Pagent Quotes

Gerri — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:11:48 +0000

Mostly known for answers so dumb, homophobic, and closed-minded that they make your brain want to explode, pageant girls have proven to be best at standing around in bikinis with their mouths tightly sealed. Here are 18 of the dumbest pageant quotes that should make pageant judges worldwide reconsider the parameters for their competitions.

Amusingly Horrible Things Strangers Have Said

Turtle — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:56:02 +0000

If a complete stranger has never walked up to you, looked you dead in the eye, and stated: “You need to get ____-ed, HARD,” you haven’t lived. Though bizarre, people are programmed to let off a random comment or 30 that make you seriously question their sanity…or lack there of. Here’s Amusingly Horrible Things Strangers Have Said.

What Your Favorite Blog Says About You

Turtle — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:35:14 +0000

Where and how you invest your time is a direct reflection of the type of person you are. If you spend a lot of time visiting your favorite websites, you may be turning into a robot. Or not. Either way, you’ll enjoy What Your Favorite Blog Says About You.